Oh, by the way, the "next" Sandy Hook school shooting - at Price Middle school - was JUST PREVENTED BY AN ARMED SECURITY GUARD AT THE SCHOOL (story at AOL.com)
Also, by the way, Homeland Security has put out a video to HIDE and get SCISSORS if a shooting happens at your school.
No kidding... yep, that would do it. I'd feel much MUCH safer under the desk hiding with scissors.
|sheep: "HEY, are those SCISSORS?!..."|