Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, December 30, 2013

must read: Dave Barry’s Review of 2013, the Year of the Zombies

hattip Rick Moran at AT

This is TOO funny not to share.  Check out Dave Berry's wrap up of the zombie apocalyptic year that was 2013.

An excerpt:

"It was the Year of the Zombies. Not in the sense of most of humanity dying from a horrible plague and then reanimating as mindless flesh-eating ghouls. No, it was much worse than that. Because as bad as a zombie apocalypse would be, at least it wouldn’t involve the resurrection of Anthony Weiner’s most private part."

"We thought that thing was out of our lives forever, but suddenly there it was again, all over the Internet, as Weiner came back from the political grave like the phoenix, the mythical bird that arose from the ashes to run for mayor of New York and use the name “Carlos Danger” to text obscene photos of its privates to somebody named “Sydney Leathers.”

"We miss 2012."

"But getting back to the zombies: It wasn’t just people who came back alarmingly in 2013. The Cold War with Russia came back. Al-Qaeda came back. Turmoil in the Middle East came back. The debt ceiling came back. The major league baseball drug scandal came back. Dennis Rodman came back and went on humanitarian missions to North Korea (or maybe we just hallucinated that). The Endlessly Looming Government Shutdown came back. People lining up to buy iPhones to replace iPhones that they bought only minutes earlier came back."

"Were there any new trends in 2013? Yes, but they were not good. Kale, for example. Suddenly this year restaurants started putting kale into everything, despite the fact that it is an unappetizing form of plant life that until recently was used primarily for insulation. Even goats will not eat it. Goats, when presented with kale, are like, “No, thanks, we’ll just chew on used seat cushions.”

Another annoying 2013 trend was people who think it is clever to say “hashtag” in front of everything. Listen carefully, people who think this is clever: Hashtag shut up."

READ THE REST HERE... SOOOO funny... #ShutUp all right!

Bye bye 2013, you were el stinko. Let's make 2014 a BETTER damn year...  Shall we?!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Results form O-scare video contest

Oh, I mean the "Affordable Care Act" - wowza if something is INAPPROPRIATELY named it IS THAT.  Everyone is calling it "Obamacare" but I call it O-scare because it IS very SCARY!

There was some sort of video contest (gaaaak, barf, gag me with a spoon) for "pro" O-scare announced last Aug-Septemeber. Check out the 9 entries here (< watch if you can stand it!). 

From Sept, this AWESOME entry I'm sure you'll enjoy if you haven't seen it.

Friday, November 29, 2013

The "Last" Christmas ?!

Here's a good take on a classic from a reader ('squeeze127') over at Michelle Malkin - Got leftists in your family pushing O-scare?  (crikey) ... well how about you read this to them at your tables this Thanksgiving or Christmas USA:

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House
Not a creature was working, not even his spouse;
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
because Michelle and the kids were in Hawaii spending 7 million there;

The Obama voters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of free cell phones danced in their heads;
And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap,
Had just settled down for a free winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the mail box I flew like a flash,
Tore open the mail and got my free cash.

The welfare check hadn’t got wet in the snow
Obama was still passing out free dough,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a sign I must not work, at all of next year,

With a Socialist driver, so conniving and quick,
I knew in a moment he was their Saint Nick.
More taxes for the working and spending pretty much insane,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Daschle! Now, Boxer! Now, Franken and Reid!
On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden!
over the debt ceiling! No spending fire wall!
Now tax away! Tax away! Tax away all!"

pic from "15 bad Christmas cards" << = LOL!!
... umm, hey kids, YOU'VE just been signed up for O-Scare!

Monday, September 2, 2013

Uncool to do nothing and pretend it’s something

Work is cool.

Kittens are definitely NOT rats.

Doing nothing and pretending it's something is VERY uncool.

is this a kitten or a rat ?
Twitchy posts what Greg Gutfeld said - he has perfected Alinsky's example "5. Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage." At Americans For Prosperity summit, Greg says:



So it's a kitten, definitely a kitten, right?

 
whatever, they are still cute ...
 
 

Saturday, August 31, 2013

twerker for czar of decorum

OK, my mother raised me right.  If she saw me, or anyone else "twerk", she would tell me, or anyone else "that is not flattering." or "gross, you are being disgusting" or "what is wrong with you" or just "stop that right now".

No, one is NOT cool to be the latest white girl who thinks she is black by doing a tribal dance mimicking sex with ugly gyrations of a large derriere. 

Sorry if that appears "racist".

NEWS FLASH TO Hannah Montana:  YOU ARE NOT BLACK

*sigh*

I'm probably just getting old.  People were shocked by Elvis, Maddona and others.  "Shock" is a tactic to get noticed.  Jeeeeebus, if Mylie ever has kids - her grandbabies are going to watch her VMA awards video antics from 2013 and think she was (is) a TOTAL IDIOT...

Scratch that, never mind.  She'll never have kids.  She'll die from an overdose at 27 or perhaps in her 30s after a few more episodes of drugs, sex and attempts to be a "singer" and pay for her family as the only bread winner.  She'll be in and out of rehab and some doctor enabler will administer her a fatal overdose of something "by accident" because they were paid to keep her drugged up.

Sound familiar?

In mean time, Sunny at SunnyTV has an EXCELLENT suggestion for the O-regime:  Hire Hanna-twerk-jerk has "Decorum Czar" !

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Whittle: World Gone Mad

Watch the latest from AfterBurner with Bill Whittle:



Also - this week's "big" news?  Leftists are SOOoooo upset a MO rodeo clown donned an O mask and the rodeo announcer egged on the crowd for the bull to 'smash' O.  HA ha ha, that is funny and snark worthy!  They fired Tuffy the clown and made rodeo workers go to sensitivity training?

W.T. absolute F.?

Go support Tuffy on Facebook here - he's got 70,000+ supporters!!!

Crikey, the MAJORITY of the USA supported GWB - this center right majority had to put up with 8 years of media lies, crap, spin and this:


About FREAKING TIME we had WAaaaay more of this:



or even this:



or from iOwnTheWorld:



The FAKE potus - a fake American who has a fake "wife" (he is gay): are both COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY MOCK WORTHY. 



More please. Get the FLIPPIN' communists OUT of the people's White House already. sheeeesh

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

buy a drone, buy a shotgun - for your home

Courtesy of Chicks on the Right

Warning: do not watch if you are at work... as I giggled until I cried this was so funny. 

Really and truly hilarious:

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Tax payer kegger at Trip's?

LOL, check out this video from HillBuzz.org.

... So what happens when NSA listens to YOUR phone calls?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

O is awesome by Sunny

I've been travelin'....   we had a weekend away in Sydney, Australia. 

THAT was FUN!  I'll post some pics when I get a chance.  Haven't felt much like blogging.  Are you keeping up with continued leftist scandal-palooza-fest without me?

Good. 

Check out Zimmerman trial updates over at LegalInsurrection.com.  Good stuff. 

GREAT news from SCOTUS today with latest rulings.  Anything that pisses off Leftists, communists, race-baiter-types or O-administration is excellent in my book.

Need some humor?  From Sunny TV 2 months ago. Damn she is good... She convinces you how awesome O is!  ....... really!  snicker snicker



LOL... more Sunny over at House of Sunny

She ROCKS baby...

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Leno points out the O-bsurdity

ha ha ha... funny stuff from Leno posted at Gateway Pundit:

Thursday, April 11, 2013

R v D: O's brain mapping project? Already done

I need humor... stat.

Did you here O wants $100,000,000 - yes over 100 million - get this: for a 'brain mapping' project.

Oh, goodie.  Perhaps that money could re-open the people's White House first, eh? 

Seriously, do not despair, this effort is completely unnecessary - as it has alread by done!  Found this over at The People's Cube, check it:



See?  We just saved America $100 million, yippeeee!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Satan's minion twin?

WHO DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF, eh?


LOLOLOLOL, oh, History Channel... you guys are a HOOT!

Friday, March 1, 2013

crisis - a small slowdown of spending

Oh no no no, we cannot have that ... we need the funds comin' in full speed to keep up our $20,000,000 dolla vacas ya'll!  (sheee-it)

Funny video about the damn sequester:

Friday, September 7, 2012

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Placards from Facebook

I'm on Facebook at least once a day...  I've signed up to quite a few conservative news sources so FB is just another source of news for me.  And, I get to keep up with friends, family who are on FB and see their posted pictures.  My niece is off to college this weekend and 5 minutes ago saw a picture of her, her dad and her sister at her going away dinner - posted by her sister on her iPhone. 

Gotta love technology! 

Facebook keeps me in touch - and its free.  I've used it for over 4 years now and I've maybe spent $50 total on a few games here and there.  $50 for 4 years?  A bargain in my book.  If Facebook starts charging, I'll just find some other free posting site to join. 

Are you on Facebook?  Their games can be very addictive and fun waste of time.  But, if you use it like me, it can enjoyable.  The last 6 months, all sorts of funny or serious pictures are now shared around.  Facebook placards are all the rage, doncha know (if you didn't already)...  Below are few examples just from today so you can see what I mean. 

Just sign up to a few conservative "pages" and you'll start seeing them.  Enjoy:

are you educated?

I'm tired of tolerating the intolerant...

... EXACTLY!

Clint has just publicly endorsed Romney... made my day

conservative cars rock!  what is a liberal car, a weeny electric thing?

quoting Reagan ALWAYS works...

yes! put FOCUS back on the illegal PUNKS infesting the White House

lib media never tires of bashing Sarah... THEY ARE the HATERS

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Julia's life? Not so happy after all

From Legal Insurrection and The Right Scoop, Misfit Politics points out O's new campaign "Julia":  her life isn't so happy after all..

Thursday, April 19, 2012

O dog recipe = Chihuahua Chimichanga

"The president's dog is missing" - image from The People's Cube

LOL... no, it is not funny to eat dogs, not funny at all... but apparently Mr "the smartest man in the room" thought it would be excellent and worldly to share the fact he ATE dog meat in his childhood living in Indonesia.  Its in his book and on audio even (sheeeesh)...

Hint:  real Americans don't eat their dogs...  Real New Zealanders don't eat their pet dogs, either.

The Twitter-sphere had great fun with this topic against the lefty minion idjits who have been pushing the Romney-is-mean-meme because Romney secured his pet dog in a kennel on the top of their car (or something).  Romney a) didn't hurt his dog and b) never ATE his dog. 

Which 2012 potus candidate is a true dog lover?  From John Haward "So, to sum up today's canine news: Romney rides with a dog on the roof of his car, Ted Nugent hunts with one, Obama eats them."

Daily Caller asks "Hey, if we’re going to talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago, let’s talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago."

The right's funny fake dog recipes and blog-o-sphere onslaught-pushback against the mean-meme is the LOL for today.  More at Twitchy - some examples:

"It's an Obama-eat-dog world out there"

"Michael Vick's Ol' Fashioned Backyard Jambalaya"

"BHO's new cook book title: "Recipes from my Father"

"Q: Why did MittRomney put his dog on top of the car? A: So BarackObama wouldn't eat it."

Way to go Americans... you have learned your Alinsky lessons well!  Keep it up!

**UPDATE with cute pix from iOwnTheWorld:

Monday, April 16, 2012

Chuck Woolery can save the USA

Well all RIGHT Mr. Chuck Woolery! He has an EXCELLENT idea on what to do about the USA border fence with Mexico and the illegal aliens invasion...

 

MORE videos from Chuck here... please SAVE US CHUCK!!!  you ROCK buddy!  :)

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Rush remakes Chrysler ad for Eastwood

haha, this is excellent... have you heard the Super Bowl Chrysler ad Clint Eastwood did? 

THIS one is MUCH much better... from The Right Scoop:

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Sunny: Tyranny is as Tyranny does

another excellent video from Sunny TV: