I need humor... stat.
Did you here O wants $100,000,000 - yes over 100 million - get this: for a 'brain mapping' project.
Oh, goodie. Perhaps that money could re-open the people's White House first, eh?
Seriously, do not despair, this effort is completely unnecessary - as it has alread by done! Found this over at The People's Cube, check it:
See? We just saved America $100 million, yippeeee!