Excellent list (I love lists) featured at PJ Media from miss Sunny: her top 5 reasons to be a commie pinko!
1) Free stuff! "Need an apartment? It’s free! Never mind you have to share it with 20 smelly strangers — because … wow! You don’t have to pay for it!"
2) Really Cool Propaganda Art "Why are Communists so good at this? Probably because reason doesn’t work in their case; they HAVE to appeal to your emotions; and boy, do they ever!"
3) Easy Disposal of Your Enemies "Is a neighbor bothering you with his overly perfect lawn? Did a coworker best you in a meeting the other day? ... Well under Communism, you don’t have to take that s*it. Just report to the authorities that your enemy was complaining about the government, and voila! Problem solved."
... and finally:
5) Being a Rebel WITH a Cause Is Good for Your Pathetic Self Esteem "If you lived in a Communist dictatorship, you could become a capitalist. In America, you have to become a Communist to experience the same joy of counter-culture rebellion where you can take all your victim issues out on everybody else but appear as if you just “care about people.” It’s incredibly satisfying. Like taking a big dump."
great job, Sunny ... keep it up!